I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
