my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
smell my finger.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Walk of Shame today included voting.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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