See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
