O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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