he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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