his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
