I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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