The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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