You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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