This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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