i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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