I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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