double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
