Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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