I saw his package. It spoke to me.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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