He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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