Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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