still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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