she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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