hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There r osticjed everywhere
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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