Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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