i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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