I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize