I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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