So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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