Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
