i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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