How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm always down for nudity.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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