He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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