hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Operation Purity has been aborted
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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