90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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