i barfeds in our rink
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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