The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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