Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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