U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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