Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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