Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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