that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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