Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Randomize
