if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I am available for nakedness
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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