put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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