Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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