But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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