Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
this is an emotional support booty call
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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