He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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