Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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