Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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