He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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