i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I have feelings that need drinking.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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