Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Someone came in the potted fern
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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