Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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