This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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