I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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