i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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