Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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